What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:00
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
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Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What! how could you do that?
What do you mean son?
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
True - how I loved my mum!
Do you know what she said mum?
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”